forever-classyx:
“It’s gonna be another 10 minutes until your food is ready.”

“Your next assignment will be a group project.”

“Yahoo! Bought tumblr.”

sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
weedrichards:
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FELL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AD YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS